The Awful Girls Who Decided To Take Their Shoes Off In Nightclubs (Photos)

This past weekend, I happened to be enjoying a nice breakfast at the local bagel shop. This particular breakfast was probably the most enjoyable I had all week as there was no immediate rush to eat as quickly as possible in order to get on to the next thing in a New York minute. While I was enjoying my sesame bagel with lox and cream cheese and the clutch muffin that was just calling my name, I noticed one of the most atrocious things I’ve ever seen in my life.

It was a girl — and no, this is not one of those boy meets girl stories where they meet, fall in love and live happily ever after. This girl, who was standing on line for her bagel, not only looked like a mess and a half from the previous night, but she managed to still have paint on her face from the (in)famous night club Riff Raff. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this club, any girl gets red, blue and (depending on the night) white or yellow paint smeared on the two sides of her cheeks upon entry. It’s a cool little touch. As seen below:

Guest of a Guest 

Now this paint is cool to wear inside the night club and it’s fine if you still have it on your face in the morning when you wake up, but to walk around in public the next day with paint still on your face from a nightclub speaks volumes of how unimaginably sloppy the world is today. “Sloppy” being the key word here, the first thing that came to my mind was not that this girl must really have no shame, but rather that this might be the type of girl, the infamous type of girl, who decides to take her heels off in a club and be shoeless.

There may be nothing — and I mean nothing — worse than a girl not wearing any shoes in a nightclub; it should be illegal in all 50 states and it should incur mandatory exile from the nightclub and a permanent ban, making sure she is never allowed to enter again. I have once actually seen a doorman kick a girl out from inside the club because she was dancing on the couch with no shoes on — what a champ.

To honor girls this shameless and of this nature, we decided to look through the internet to find photos of these shoeless vultures and put them on display, as they deserve to be, because there is nothing more of a buzzkill than seeing a girl barefoot in a nightclub. Aside from the hazardous concerns, like getting glass in your foot…it’s just purely unsanitary. Ladies, quick tip: if you know your heels are going to hurt, why not carry flats in your gigantic purse? It’s not like there is anything in there anyway. Alas, here are the photos for your enjoyment!

The Awful Girls Who Decided To Take Their Shoes Off In Nightclubs (Photos)